Monday 30 March 2009

Sex and the Saviour

In Genesis 19 God nukes Sodom and Gomorrah.

The only person He saves are Lot and his two daughters. Even Lot's wife gets the pillar of salt for looking back when she was told not to. That's how strict Big G was back in those days.

The reason He nuked Sodom was because they were all into sodomy. Buggery. A town full of homos. Counter productive to the point of sex - "men giving up their natural relations with women and lusting after each other" to quote the Good Book. They would all have died out in a generation anyway, so why not wipe them out in one go and make a point of it?

So what did Lot, this righteous man, the only man saved from Sodom, do next? He got drunk and got both his daughters pregnant. The sons/brothers that these girls gave birth to went on to found a tribe each - the tribes of Moabites and Ammonites. How did these tribes get founded? By shagging their own sisters, then cousins, the same way as monkeys do.

God seemed to encourage incest and inbreeding in those days, just as long as nobody was gay.

Sex is sacred, sex is magic.

How were YOU created?