Royal Wedding

Well it's nice to see where all the extra money we paid for fuel this year got spent.

Everytime we go to the station and it's gone up by a penny yet again (145 in London) we are reminded it's a Royal wedding this year.

Let's see how many of the hookers who were at those expensive hotels last night go on to sell their stories to the tabloids.

Nice to see Elton John in the front row. No doubt thinking up the words for Kate's version of Candle In The Wind.
(at least the Tudors had the front to be open about these things)

Actually, in referencing The Tudors, Kate is at least as fit as Natalie Dormer when she played Ann Bolyen - with gives all the more credence to the theory that none of this is real. We mean really real.

The United Kingdom is not a kingdom, it is a Republic. The Prime Minister is the President. It as been since WWII.

The last monarch to be a real sovreign and have an Empire was Queen Victoria.
It all crumbled under King George, the last monarch to actually have any actual power.
Then we had WWII and Churchill became President.

Perhaps now Charles will do the decent thing and step aside, retire to private life with his "Duchess" and allow Wills to become Prince of Wales and Kate to become Princess Catherine, which is what the people want. He inherits the title more from his mother than Charles anyway.

Then we'll have a new proper royal couple lined up for the throne when Bettie finally pops off.

Maybe then the people will get behind the "monarchy" - even if it isn't real.

Opportunities do not come with their values stamped upon them

move mail one box down

force neighbours to meet each other

When you have only two pennies left in the world,
buy a loaf of bread with one,
and a lily with the other

Falsely diagnose patients with incurable illnesses

Make them live their dreams.

Start a fight with the loneliest guy in the bar

Intentionally lose so that he gets laid.

Hit on married women in front of their husbands

Your bruises rekindled a dead romance.

Never be complete.
Never be content.
Never be perfect.

Curiosity is one of the permanent and certain characteristics of a vigorous mind.

Trust in yourself.

Your perceptions are often more accurate than you are willing to believe

All great spirits have always encountered opposition
from mediocre minds.