Friday 27 February 2009

Madeline and anna


Madeline Zima - Californication - Click here for the funniest movie of the week


Anna Paquin Does It Vampire Style - Funny video clips are a click away


Anna Paquin - Hot Sex Scene! - Funny home videos are a click away

Vanessa

Bible translation

Those who argue about the signficance of Bible passages and worry about what might get lost in he translations and reprints might want to try Matthew 6 v 16-18.

It concerns fasting:

"When you fast, do not look sombre as the hypocrites do, for they disfigure their faces to show men they are fasting. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. But when you fast, put oil on your head and wash your face, so that it will not be obvious to men that you are fasting, but only to your Father, who is unseen; and your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you."

Sage advice. Now, transplant the "s" to and "r" and you get "farting" rather than "fasting". Only one letter back in the alphabet, so not a huge mistranslation.

Now read the passage again.

"When you fart, do not look sombre as the hypocrites do, for they disfigure their faces to show men they are farting. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. But when you fart, put oil on your head and wash your face, so that it will not be obvious to men that you are farting, but only to your Father, who is unseen; and your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you."

Makes just as much sense, but a whole lot funnier. And as relevant today as it was 2000 years ago.

Thursday 26 February 2009

Tori Amos, Neil Gaiman

Listening to Tori's first album Little Earthquakes while reading Neil Gaiman's Sandman graphic novels is highly recommended as a near to other level of consciousness experience.

Her song "Tear In Your Hand", possibly the most emotional of her early tracks, contains the line "if you need me, me and Neil'll be hanging out with the Dream King". Neil is, of course, Neil Gaimain, and the Dream King is The Sandman.

Neil and Tori have been friends for years and often reference each other and each other's work. In the novel Stardust (from which the movie was taken) there is a great chapter with a talking tree. Tori plays the tree. Or the tree is Tori. (If you read it you'll get it). In a couple of his novels, in the intros, he refers to her as "Mrs Hawley" (her husband's name is Mark Hawley).

We highly recommend reading his work while listening to hers.

War pt 2

Did you know that during the Falklands campaign (don't call it a war) back in 1982, Maggie personally wrote a letter of condolence, by hand, to the family of every serviceman who was killed?

Passing by her office door late at night, one could hear her crying as she read the reports of the young people she'd sent out to die.

A soft side to the Iron Lady we never knew about.

Wednesday 25 February 2009

Dead soldiers

Another soldier killed in action makes the news.

Depending on how you view the whole issue will decide how you perceive what that means.

You join the Army, you go to war, you can expect to get killed. Simple as that.

Or: we are invading their country. Imagine how we'd view and deal with their soldiers if they were here in Britain.

Or: these are brave young men going abroad and giving their lives for the freedom that you and I take for granted.

Or: these are brave young men dying needlessly in a pointless foreign was that has nothing to do with me. "Not in MY name!"

X Factor

Wonder how long it'll be before we see the most recent bunch of X Factor runners up releasing songs?

Louis is bound to do something with JLS, and there's a huge gap in the market for a new boyband right now, as I said previously.

Then there's Ruth with that huge voice and the whole sexy senorita thing which Simon is bound to want to push to her full potential.

And will Tweedy want to take her mentoring skills to the next level and properly back and manage an artist (something she can do post-GA)?

Then there's Diana. Gary Barlow said that if Simon doesn't sign her then he will. Which will release her from the X Factor contract and the clause about appearing in lad's mags.

We can just imagine her on the cover on Nuts:
"Diana Vickers in just her knickers".
(Though they'll probably do that thing where they airbrush them out. We won't complain either way.)

Tuesday 24 February 2009

The Seven Major Chakras


Sahasrara: The Crown Chakra


Ajna: The Brow Chakra


Vishuddha: The Throat Chakra


Anahata: The Heart Chakra


Manipura: The Solar Plexus Chakra


Svadisthana: The Sacral Chakra


Muladhara: The Base Chakra

Monday 23 February 2009

Paulo says

I was reading Paulo Coelho's blog the other day when somebody asked him
"Best piece of advice you have ever been given?".

Paulo's reply was simple:
"Don’t follow advices. Try it yourself."

I myself made this reply:
"So the best piece of advice you’ve ever given is not to follow advice but to try it for yourself. Genius! I’m certainly going to follow that advice! "

Alex pointed out that the best advice giver is our own intuition.

People who follow a famous blog often end up commenting at each other's blogs and it becomes the next step in the evolution of networking - oen step further than even the forums take us.

Who needs Facebook?!

Saturday 21 February 2009

Veronika

Paulo Coelho's book Veronika Decides to die has been made into a film - and the lead role is played by Buffy herself, Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Paulo himself says that she "plays with emotion the Veronika I had always imagined".

Thursday 19 February 2009

The books of Paulo Coelho

THE WINNER STANDS ALONE (2008)
THE MAGICIAN, FERNANDO MORAIS (2008)
THE WITCH OF PORTOBELLO (2006)
LIKE THE FLOWING RIVER (2006)
THE ZAHIR (2005)
ELEVEN MINUTES (2003)
THE DEVIL AND MISS PRYM (2000)
VERONIKA DECIDES TO DIE (1998)
THE MANUAL OF THE WARRIOR OF LIGHT (1997)
LOVE LETTERS FROM A PROPHET (1997)
THE FIFTH MOUNTAIN (1996)
BY THE RIVER PIEDRA I SAT DOWN AND WEPT (1994)
MAKTUB (1994)
THE VALKYRIES (1992)
O DOM SUPREMO: THE GREATEST GIFT (1991)
BRIDA (1990)
THE ALCHEMIST (1988)
THE PILGRIMAGE (1987)

The books of Carlos Castaneda

Teachings of Don Juan : A Yaqui Way of Knowledge
A Separate Reality : Further Conversations With Don Juan
Journey to Ixtlan : The Lessons of Don Juan
Tales of Power
Second Ring of Power
The Eagle's Gift
The Fire from Within
The Power of Silence : Further Lessons of Don Juan
The Art of Dreaming
Magical Passes: The Practical Wisdom of the Shamans of Ancient Mexico
The Wheel of Time
The Active Side of Infinity

Was Scooby Doo on drugs?

We're not saying he was. But look at all the evidence.

Shaggy would take "Scooby snacks" and give one to the dog. Then look what would happen. He'd think the dog was talking to him. Then they'd get the munchies. Then they'd get paranoid and start seeing "ghosts" when there was really a simple explanation for what they were witnessing.

They were obviously addicted as they kept on after the "snacks".
And they spent all their time in the back of the van together. That weird trippy sign on the side is a hint as well.

Wednesday 18 February 2009

How do you keep motivated?

Having small goals and achieving them one step at a time, create a pattern of success.

Having goal like "I want to be a millionaire" is not very helpful. How will you achieve this and in what time frame? (Because people do have this kind of goal is the reason that the Lottery is so popular.)

Set a small goal with a realistic timeframe:

I will sign up 10 affiliates in my first 3 months.
I will sign up 100 affiliates in my first year.
I will be making £100 a month within 6 months.
I will be making £200 a month by the end of my first year.

Once you've achieved this it's easy to go for more ambitious goals:

I will be making £500 a month by the end of my second year.

Then:

I will be making £2000 a month by the end of my third year.

So within 3 years you are making enough to really run your home business full time. Give up the day job.

Then it is time to set the really big goals, like Six Figure Income (and we all know where that came from), and go on from there.

Even the Great Wall of China was built one brick at a time.

Tuesday 17 February 2009

Jabberwocky and Cycles (for example)

I often use cryptic titles to get clickthrus - it's the curiosity factor - which gets people to your site. This applies to blogs as much as it does to ads or articles.

How many ads do you see that simply say:
Internet marketing
Home Business
Work From Home
Work At Home
Business Opportunity

stuff like that?

Blogs are far more personal, they add back in that personal touch. Put the networking back into network marketing, as it were.

If people see you as a person rather than an "opportunity" and you see them as a person before a "Signup" or "customer" you're already off to a good start in a relationship.

Monday 16 February 2009

Girls Aloud

Girls Aloud's latest vid "The Loving Kind" may be their last.

They've done 6 albums over 6 years and more or less had their innings. Is it worth them doing a 7th album? Nadine is ready to go solo, and Tweedy has other projects waiting, including X Factor.

This vid has taken them visually as far as they can go. Nadine looks spectacular, as always, but like Heidi Sugababe, has no more room for improvement. Tweedy now looks new look, like she looks off vid. Kimberley, for some reason, looks like the usual vid Cheryl, same makeup and expressions. Not sure if that's deliberate.
Harding, as usual, looks wild. Nicola, as usual, looks a mess.

Time to hand the baton to The Saturdays?

Friday 13 February 2009

Pussycat Dolls

This new song "Watcha Think About That" is maybe their best yet. The vid contains some of their sexiest dancing, during Missy's rap - probably because it's spontaneous and not that usual MTV choregraphed stuff. The uniforms help as well.

Missy's rap contains some of the nearest to the knuckle lyrics you're likely to hear on a single: "you ain't gonna get no more pussy, cat".

(Also, with Missy on the vid, Jessica is no longer the roughest one there!)

Melody gets a chance to do some shrieking backing lyrics, something we've not seen since "I Don't Need A Man" - and hopefully we won't see, or hear, again.
Leave the singing to Nicole.

Tuesday 10 February 2009

Ezekiel 25:17

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

As quoted by Samuel L Jackson playing Jules in Pulp Fiction.

What the actual Bible passage says is this:

"And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the Lord, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them."

Monday 9 February 2009

The Number of the Beast is 666

The Number of the Beast is 666

Blake Dragon Sea

The Great Red Dragon and
the Beast from the Sea

Blake Red Dragon

The Great Red Dragon and the Woman Clothed with the Sun

Blake Red Dragon

The Great Red Dragon and the
Woman Clothed in Sun



The Snake

"Take me in oh tender woman
Take me in, for heaven's sake
Take me in oh tender woman," sighed the snake

On her way to work one morning
Down the path along side the lake
A tender hearted woman saw a poor half frozen snake
His pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew
"Oh well," she cried, "I'll take you in and I'll take care of you"

She wrapped him up all cozy in a curvature of silk
And then laid him by the fireside with some honey and some milk
Now she hurried home from workthat night as soon as she arrived
She found that pretty snake she'd taking in had been revived

Now she clutched him to her bosom, "You're so beautiful," she cried
"But if I hadn't brought you in by now you might have died"
Now she stroked his pretty skin and then she kissed and held him tight
But instead of saying thanks, that snake gave her a vicious bite

"I saved you," cried that woman
"And you've bit me even, why?
You know your bite is poisonous and now I'm going to die"
"Oh shut up, silly woman," said the reptile with a grin
"You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in

Friday 6 February 2009

Vassago - Wikipedia

"Vassago, in demonology, is a mighty Prince of Hell (see Hierarchy of demons), ruling over twenty-six legions of demons. He can be persuaded to tell the magician of events past and future, can discover hidden and lost things, and has a "good" nature." (Wikipedia)

Personally I don't pretend to be able to see the future (though I'd like to think people find I have a good nature)

However think about this.

Suppose you walk to a cliff's edge. Many things could happen. You could jump, you could be pushed, a gust of wind might carry you over, the cliff might crumble. But chances are you would turn around and walk away. You have just made a prediction, using the available information.

Now if you never go to the cliff's edge, you never run the risk of falling over.

So it is with anything, including marketing.

It's a balance between "fools rush in" and "he who hesitates".

And if you are going to hang round cliff edges, maybe take a parachute. Just in case.



Thursday 5 February 2009

JABBERWOCKY




JABBERWOCKY
Lewis Carroll

(from Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There, 1872)

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"


He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.


And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!


One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.


"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.


`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

Wednesday 4 February 2009

Vincent - Starry night over the Rhone




Looking at this picture reminds us that we can see the water moving and, though we can't see it, the stars are moving as well.

"Looking at the stars always makes me dream," he said, "Why, I ask myself, shouldn't the shining dots of the sky be as accessible as the black dots on the map of France? Just as we take the train to get to Tarascon or Rouen, we take death to reach a star."

Tuesday 3 February 2009

"The Great Beyond"

This song featured in the film Man On The Moon, starring Jim Carrey, the biopic of Andy Kaufman. It is by REM.


I've watched the stars fall silent from your eyes
All the sights that I have seen
I can't believe that I believed I wished
That you could see
There's a new planet in the solar system
There is nothing up my sleeve

I'm pushing an elephant up the stairs
I'm tossing up punch lines that were never there
Over my shoulder a piano falls
Crashing to the ground

In all this talk of time
Talk is fine
But I don't want to stay around
Why can't we pantomime, just close our eyes
And sleep sweet dreams
Me and you with wings on our feet

I'm pushing an elephant up the stairs
I'm tossing up punch lines that were never there
Over my shoulder a piano falls
Crashing to the ground

I'm breaking through
I'm bending spoons
I'm keeping flowers in full bloom
I'm looking for answers from the great beyond

I want the hummingbirds, the dancing bears
Sweetest dreams of you
I Look into the stars
I Look into the moon

I'm pushing an elephant up the stairs
I'm tossing up punch lines that were never there
Over my shoulder a piano falls
Crashing to the ground

I'm breaking through
I'm bending spoons
I'm keeping flowers in full bloom
I'm looking for answers from the great beyond

Monday 2 February 2009

The Number 23

Joel Schumacher’s The Number 23 is the 23rd film he has directed (counting both his TV and film work).

The names of leading man Jim Carrey and either Joel Schumacher or the leading actress Virginia Madsen form the sum of 23 letters when added together.

The film opened in both the US and America on February 23, 2007. Add the digits of 2007 to 23 and you get 32 – 23 in reverse.

All the numerals from the date 9/11/2001 add up to 23

Julius Caesar was stabbed a total of 23 times.

The Hiroshima Bomb was dropped on Japan at 8.15

The witches’ sabbath is June 23

An explosion on doomed TWA Flight 800 occurred in seats 23J and 23K

The name George Herbert Walker Bush contains 23 letters

The first Morse code transmission, “What hath God wrought?” was from the Bible passage Numbers 23:23

The Earth has an axial tilt of about 23° 27’

There are 46 chromosomes in the human body – 23 from each partner

Blood circulates the body on average every 23 seconds

William Shakespeare died on April 23, 1616. He was born on April 23, 1564

There are more UFO sightings on July 23 than any other day of the year

Kurt Cobain of Nirvana was born in 1967 and died in 1994. If you add the digits of each year, both add up to the number 23

2 divided by 3 is .666

December 23, 2012 is the day the Mayan civilization predicted that the world would end

23 is the first prime number in which both digits are prime numbers and add up to another prime number

The earth's axis is off by 23.5 degrees.

Adolf Hitler organized the NAZI's on January 23. On November 23 he tried to take over.

The average lifespan of a human being on the planet Earth is 63 years, roughly 23,000 days

2/3 of the angels decided to stick it out in Heaven with God after Lucifer and the others fell

August 23, the day William Wallace was executed.

The days on which the signs of the Zodiac begin and end are the 22nd and 23rd of every month

W is the 23rd letter in the alphabet. Its symbol has 3 points up and 2 points down. Washington, William, White, W. Bush, World War, Want, We, Winning...

July 23rd are the Sumerian and Egyptian New Years

There are 23 axioms to Euclid's Geometry.

230 people died on the airplane disaster TWA Flight 800.

There are 2,300 stones comprising the Great Pyramid.

There are 23 letters in the Latin alphabet.

First landing on the Moon was in the Sea of Tranquility, 23.63 degrees East. Second landing was in the Ocean of Storms, 23.42 degrees West. Notice the names of the picked sights and how they contrast. Note: First two landings were Apollo 11 & 12 (11+12= 23!).

TheI Ching Hexagram 23 means "Break Apart". Telegrapher's use 23 as the code for 'break the line'

Only 23 people allowed in a AOL chatroom.

In Aleister Crowley's Cabalistic Dictionary, he defines the number 23 as the number of "parting, removal, separation, joy, a thread, and life..."

Annunaki, the number of the original advance team of "aliens" who aided in the seeding of life on this planet.

Allen Ginsberg died at 2:39pm April 5: 2+3+9+4+5=23. The code at the bottom of the Reuter's article about Ginsberg's death reads: '23:28'. (28=23+5).

E is the fifth letter of the alphabet, and also the most commonly used in the English language. W is the 23rd letter of the alphabet. Half of W is V, which is the roman numeral for 5.

There are 23 letters in the name Justified Ancients of Mu Mu.

Asteroid researchers measuring the rotation periods of asteroids reported that none were found with periods of less than 2.3 hours. A rotation period of less than 2.3 hours would cause them to be torn apart

Johannes Kepler was born at 2:30pm in 1571. In astrology, this gives him an Ascendant degree of 23 degrees. He was born at 2:30pm on Dec. 27, 1571 His astrological rising sign was at 23' of the sign Gemini, meaning that the constellation of Gemini was rising in the east when he was born.

The axis of the Earth (which currently points vaguely at Polaris) describes a circle in the heavens (switching off 'pole stars' and sometimes going without) over a period of 23,000 years. Precision, as this motion is called, also accounts for talk of our entering the Age of Aquarius (we entered the age of Pisces around the era of the birth of the historical Jesus). The Sun will 'be in' each of the '12' Zodiac at Spring Solstice (each being an 'age') during this 23,000 year cycle.

March 23, 1997 The comet Hale Bopp was at her closest point to Earth, 123 million miles.

Sirius A has a luminosity of 23.5

The "Dog Days" of summer begin on July 23rd when the star Sirius, in the Constellation of Orion, first rises from behind the sun.

The distance from the center of the planet Mars to the center of it's farthest moon is 23,500 kilometers.

Average Lunar Cycle is 28 (23+5) days.

The number of atoms of an element in one mole (cf. Atomic Weight) is 6.21x10²³.

An average menstrual cycle is 28 (23+5) days.

The number 23, written in base 3, is 212 (2+1+2=5)

23 written to the base 4 is 113 (1+1+3=5).

23 written to the base 7 is 32 (3+2=5).

Revelations ofThe New Testament has 22 sections the 22nd having 21 lines; implying a progression to 23

There is no known 23rd Chapter to Revelations.

Daniel 8:14And he said unto me, Unto two thousand and three hundred days; then shall the sanctuary be cleansed.

10111 is the binary equivalent to 23. Note the five digits, yet another connection to the Law of Fives

biorhythm cycle is generally 23 days. One measures a circle beginning anywhere.

Tarot There is no 23rd card in the Major Arcana.
the 22 trumps, when arranged with the fool at the "beginning and end", actually form a cycle of 23.

On March 14, 1997, NASA representative states that MIR 23 space station is having problems resulting from the February 23, 1997 fire and has used 23 of their oxygen-generating canisters. It is the 23rd day aboard for the Russian crew. Progress 233 supply vehicle has problems of its own and cannot redock with MIR.

69 (23*3) is one of the many loved sexual positions of humans. The Zodiac sign for Cancer looks like a sideways 69. Cancers are born between June 21 and July 21 and 21+2 (the number of characters in 69)=23

September 23 The Fall Equinox.

In the Qabalistic Tree of Life, the 23rd path is associated with the Hanged Man Tarot Card. Aleister Crowley also states that this card represents the concept that the only way OUT is WITHIN!

Vanadium The symbol for the 23rd element is V (roman numeral 5).

The name of the Uranium isotope used in bombs is U235.

On average every 23rd wave crashing to shore is twice as large as the average wave.

Two-thirds of numbers which are divisible by 2 are not multiples of 3.

Square root(s) of 2,3, and 5 are used in respect to tetrahedral hyperdimensional physics and perfect form in design. Square root(s)of 2, 3, and 5 supposedly relative to D&M Pyramid on Mars and other similar relationships. Also these square roots were quite common in early architecture and considered the most aesthetically pleasing in design.

23 is the first prime number in which both digits are prime numbers and add up to another prime number.

Primes Two (2), three (3), and five(5) are the first three prime numbers in our counting system. (1 is not prime, it's an identity.)

The number of joints in the human arm is 23.

Pentagons The angle between the rays of a symmetrical-pointed star is 72 degrees. Also, the angle between legs of a pentagon is 108 degrees (the complementary angle of 108 is 72(108+72=180)). (2^3)*(3^2)=2*3*2*3*2=72. (Note that 5 (2^2)*(3^3)=3*2*3*2*3=58. Numbers are 2*3*2*3*5=180 multiplied in each equation.)

Computers communicate in 2³ bits (bytes).

Katie Perry

Katie has released her 3rd single, and it's a slow ballad.

Sometimes this works, as in Avril Lavigne. Avril's 3rd was the ballad "I'm With You", following on from "Complicated" and "Skater Boi", and it really worked.

Garbiella Chilme didn't do so well in choosing her ballad. After hitting with "Sweet About Me" and the rocky followup "Save The Lies" her 3rd song sank.

Looks like Katie's about to do the same.

She caught everyone's attention with "I Kissed A Girl", then followed with "Hot and Cold". Her 3rd, a ballad, sounds like an Avril Lavigne song and she even sings it in Avril's voice for some reason. It has some odd vid about being a war widow.

The other thing about Katie is her image wasn't visually refined until the 2nd vid, with the eye makeup we recognise her with from her live appearances. So with "kissed a girl" she doesn't reall look like Katie.

As most artists, especially with their first album, only get 3 hits, and maybe squeeze out a 4th single which grazes the charts, the 3rd single paves the way for a second album. Or not.

A big chance when, like Katie, Avril or Chilme, you start off with a big novelty hit, then follow with a rock number.

Hopefully our Katie will be more Avril than Chilme.

Sleep




Sleep is a painting by Salvadore Dali.

Here's what he has to say about it:


Sleep is a truly monstrous chrysalis, it's morphology and nostalgia propped on 11 crutches, each of which is also a chrysalis and should be examined seperately.

SPIRAL OF SLEEP

Sleep as a huge heavy head with a long thin body balanced on the crutches of reality.

If ever those crutches break we feel we are falling.
It is the familiar sense of tumbling into a vast vacancy at that moment when sleep overcomes us.

And when we suddenly awaken we may not necessarily always realise that we are reliving the feeling of expulsion that so traumatised us at birth.