Sarah Jessica Parker

We see she has yet another perfume out and a new TV advertising campaign.

Why call it "Lovely"? She looks about as sexy and alluring as Camilla Parker Bowles!

We will admit she did look OK in her early days, a good example being the Nic Cage film Married In Vegas. But she hasn't aged well.

Personally we never got the point of the whole Sex And The City thing. Four over the hill slappers trying to convince themselves they're still attractive. The demographic, of course, is women who watch it alone at home then meet up at work the next day and talk about it "it's just like our lives".