Nothing makes one so vain as being told that one is a sinner.

Conscience makes egotists of us all.

Haiku

Haiku is a Japanese poem made up of 17 syllables in a 3 line 5-7-5 format.

Bassho broke with tradition in the amount of syllables on each line, though he always made 17.

We always found it suspect that when the Japanese poems are translated into English they are still exactly 17 syllables.

eg "I" in Japanese is "watashi", "you" is "anata" while "comorant" is "eu".

Doesn't add up, does it?

Or rather, it does, which is suspicious.

Splash.

Splash

This haiku, after Bassho, is a death poem.

Try as he might the poet cannot get the 17 syllable haiku to work.
So, depressed, he pens a suicide note and then jumps into the water where he drowns.

The splash adds the 17th syllable, achieving in death what he failed to achieve in life.

Haiku

Haiku I hate you.
Haiku I hate you.
You are so hard to do.
Splash.

Haiku

Worker bees can leave.
Even drones can fly away.
The Queen is their slave.

The Seal of Vassago

Vassago

Kelly Brook

curves in all the right places

Kelly Brook

hot as ever

caught in the act

You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you.
He never wanted you.
In all probability, he hates you.

This is not the worst thing that can happen.

Mila "as" Angelina

Jackie in That 70s Show

Mila Kunis as Gia

Gia

Angelina Jolie as Gia

Angelina Jolie naked

Mila Kunis - Angelina Jolie

In the film of Gia, Mila Kunis plays the teenage Gia while a young Angelina Jolie plays Gia in her 20s.

Mila went on to play Jackie in That 70s Show where we first got to know and love her.

Since then everytime we watched Ang in Gia doing her naked thing, which we did often, we thought of that as the grown up Jackie.

Now Mila has grown up properly, and come out of the other side of her voice over career, she now looks just like a young grown up Angie.

Neither of them ever really looked like Gia.

Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape

Kendra's sex tape went live today. She says it won't affect her marraige. Well, we'll see.

In the meantime you can see the trailer here:

Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape Trailer

and have a good laugh at her co-star's less than porn star sized penis.

Pixie Lott

We have the behind the scenes footage of Vicki's vid - watch the vid first then see how the routine was done

Pixie Lott - "Boys and Girls"

Behind scenes

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

Angelina Jolie naked in Gia - nude scenes

You're not your job.
You're not how much money you have in the bank.
You're not the car you drive.
You're not the contents of your wallet.
You're not your fucking khakis.

You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

In the world I see you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockerfeller Center.

You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life.

You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower.

And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway.

Megan fox topless

because you demanded it....

Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need

Only after disaster can we be resurrected

This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time

sexiest ass ever..?

We're the middle children of history.

No purpose or place.

We have no Great War.
No Great Depression.
Our Great War's a spiritual war.
Our Great Depression is our lives.

We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars.
But we won't.
And we're slowly learning that fact.
And we're very, very pissed off.

and as we all like to remember her...

Vanessa Hudgens naked nude

posing sexy

Young Vanessa

Vanessa

Now Vanessa Hudgens has grown up she looks a lot like Thandie Newton

You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake.

You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

BA strike

"I ain't going to work today, sucker!"

Fuck damnation!
Fuck redemption!

We are God's unwanted children? So be it!

Listen to me!

You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you, never wanted you, and in all probability, he HATES you.

It's not the worst thing that can happen.

We don't NEED Him!

If our father is our basis for God, and our fathers abandoned us, then what does that tell you about God?

Self Improvement is Masturbation

The things you own end up owning you

Tulisa

Tulisa is currently sporting dark hair - and looks as hot as ever

Tulisa

One of our fave pics of Tulisa

Listen to her song Sexercise

Rip off my shirt
Lift up my skirt
Put it in me

Replay the song
Slip off my thong
Stick it in me

Push push push

We love that girl!

Pretty Reckless vid

Check out Taylor Momson's vid:

The Pretty Reckless - Make Me Wanna Die

Lea Michell

When we first saw these pics we thought they were of Penelope Cruz.

But they are Lea Micelle, who plays Rachel in Glee, doing the carpet.

Wow!

Britney nude

Heather Morris, who plays Britney in Glee, used to be a model.

Her nude pics, artful B&W ones, have inevitably appeared.
So we're publishing them here.

Glee Britney Nude Naked

Taylor Momsen

Taylor Momsen, who plays Little J in Gossip Girl, is the singer in a rock band called The Pretty Reckless. Though still only 16, she is already being compared to Courtney Love.

Of course she is an actress who is playing the role of a singer in a band, but she does it rather convincingly. You can imagine her playing a young Courtney Love in a biopic.

Here are some pix of her on stage over in England this week, at Notting Hill in London.

never be complete
stop being perfect
lets evolve
let the chips fall where they may

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

Warning!

If you are reading this then this warning is for you. 

 Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. 

Don't you have other things to do? 

 Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments?

 Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it?

 Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? 

 Get out of your house. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. 

 If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. 

 You have been warned.

Star Trek A Team

you have to see this:

Star Trek as The A-Team

God doesn’t love you. He probably despises you.

You can’t make an omlette without cracking a few eggs and mankind are the eggs.

There is a luxury in self reproach.

When we blame ourselves we feel that no one else has a right to blame us.

It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution.

StackoLee

Check out this ubercool performance by Samuel L Jackson from Black Snake Moan:

Black Snake Moan - Stack O` Lee by Samuel Jackson

features some super sexy dancing from Christina Ricci

Camilla

Camilla Jayne Quance is the ultimate babe.

She is currently gracing Babestation nightly where she was the first girl to go totally naked. Now not only does she go naked regularly but she has inspired others such as Reede, Jada, Lori and Michelle Moist to do the same.
(Camilla is still the best though!)

We have followed Camilla's journey from when she first started modelling and appeared in a News feature as a "Sexy Single Mother", to having her teeth fixed, her boobs done, her tats done, from long blonde hair to long dark hair to her current short black bob (a la Aeon Flux).

Check her out on Myspace:
Camilla Myspace

On facebook:
Camilla Facebook

Check out her hardest vid yet here:
Camilla bath

An early appearance on Dave's Young Sluts as "Posh Girl Nicky"

in the face of contrast we are forced to focus on that which we truely desire...

No civilised man ever regrets a pleasure, and no uncivilised man ever knows what a pleasure is.

It often happens that the real tragedies of life occur in such an inartistic manner that they hurt us by their crude violence, their absolute incoherence, their absurd want of meaning, their entire lack of style. They affect us just as vulgarity affects us. They give us an impression of sheer brute force, and we revolt against that.

Sometimes, however, a tragedy that possesses artistic elements of beauty crosses our lives. If these elements of beauty are real, the whole thing simply appeals to our sense of dramatic effect. Suddenly we find we are no longer the actors, but the spectators of the play.

Or rather we are both.

We watch ourselves, and the mere wonder of the spectacle enthrals us.

The only things that one can use in fiction are the things that one has ceased to use in fact.

If you want to mar a nature, you have merely to reform it.

Equilibrium

This is a cross between several of our fave films:

The Matrix
Logans Run
1984
Fahrenheit 451

to name four.

Tread softly - for you tread on my dreams.

No life is spoiled but one whose growth is arrested.

The reason we all like to think so well of others is that we are all afraid for ourselves.

The basis for optimism is sheer terror.

We think that we are generous because we credit our neighbour with the possession of those virtues that are likely to be a benefit to us. We praise the banker that we may overdraw our account.