Big Brother 2009

Big Brother 2009 will be starting soon.

Last year was boring and a bit irrelevant. That first couple, first albino, first blind person didn't make up for it. The second woman ever to win it (the first being Kate Lawler in 2002, the year of Jade).

2008 was the most boring BB since 2003, the year of The Tickle, and Tanya who never made it big after.

2004 was the year they changed the format - "Big Brother gets evil" was how they tagged it.

Michelle and Stuart shagging late at night. Michelle and Shell doing fully nude streaks in the garden. "Vanessa the Undresser" didn't get her kit off once on the show, but did in all the lads mags after. Victor the plastic gangster. Jason the Jungle Cat.

2005 was the sexiest year. Sam in her many bikinis. Sam and Makosi snogging. Saskia, who like Vanessa and Imogen kept her baps covered on TV, them unleashed them in the mags. Orlaith who almost never had hers away. Then there was the jacuzzi night with Anthony and Makosi shagging on the live feed right in front of everyone (though he later denied it).

See if BB 2009 will be as good as 2004. or if we're really lucky 2005!