The Bible

The Bible is supposed to be The Word Of God.

It is, of course, the edited World of God.

The Catholics had the book locked away in Rome for a thousand years.
How much do you think they chopped up? Changed? Made up?

Holy Men?
The screwed everything that moved, killed anyone who messed them about and fed off the people they preached to.
What would have stopped them doing a quick re-write on the thing?

And they couldn't even do it properly!

Ever wondered why He's a God of vengeance in the Old Testament and a God of Love in the New one?
Why "an eye for an eye" becomes "turn the other cheek"?

And what about the end of it?
"Love me or you'll burn in Hell!"

Sounds like a spoilt kid, doesn't it?