Most people believe that who they are today is pretty much who they will still be in the future.

 Our minds trick us into thinking our entire history, every choice, every change and chance, has led to this specific moment, 

what we call now.

 

If you talk to God you're religious. 

If God talks to you, you're psychotic

 

There's an evolutionary imperative why we give a crap about our family and friends. 

And there's an evolutionary imperative why we don't give a crap about anybody else. 

If we loved all people indiscriminately, we couldn't function

 

Alive, 

any of you alive—let's take a poll—how many of you know you're really alive?! 

 Plastic soldiers in a miniature dirt war! 

C'mon! How many of you people know you're alive?

 How many of you people know you're really alive!

Warning!

If you are reading this then this warning is for you. 

 Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. 

Don't you have other things to do? 

 Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments?

 Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it?

 Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? 

 Get out of your house. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. 

 If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. 

 You have been warned.