Monday 28 August 2023

 

Though the hippopotamus has no sting on its tail, the wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee


It is harder for the spider to catch a fly than it is for the fly to catch a horse


If your socks are not in your shoes, don't look for them in Heaven


A duck with three wings and a loaf of bread is brother to the turkey


When your sleigh is being chased by wolves, throw them a raisin cookie, but don't stop to bake a cake


The chicken that clucks the loudest is the one most likely to go to the Steamfitter's Picnic


Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it comes off easily


A wise man never tries to warm himself in front of a painting of a fire


If the butterfly had teeth like the tiger, it would never make it out of the hanger


A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn


Only the centipede can hear all the one hundred steps of his uncle


Twelve good horses and silver candlesticks won't stop the snow from falling in Bialystock


A wolf that takes a peasant to supper probably won't need any breakfast.


No matter how warm the smile on the face of the sun, the cat still has her kittens under the porch