What I want to know is, why aren't more people inventing useful things? Like Mr. Bob-Bob-Bobby Ashimura, who wins our product of the month award for coming out with a little attachment you plug into your TV and it warns you that the commercial break is coming, by automatically switching off your set for five seconds. And here to demonstrate it for us is Mr. Ashimura himself.
(Okay, Bob, take it away...)
(five seconds of static)
