Lucifer

THEORY

Another theory is that Lucifer, the Angel of Light, is actually the One True God, the Creator.

It was Jehovah who ran the insurrection, took over Heaven, and cast Lucifer and his angels into Hell.

That's why the world seems so back to front and nothing makes sense. That's why he cast Adam and Eve, God's most beloved creatures, out of Eden into a world filled with pain and suffering. All religions are arse-backwards and based on premises and concepts that have no reality in the real world, the physical and natural world. As we are coming to understand quantum physics and DNA we are coming to realise this.

Maybe the only people who really have it right are the Satanists.