The television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.

I used to think that uncertainty was a weakness.
Now I'm suspecting that certainty is.

It is true that we only know each other when we come up against our own limits.

But it's wrong too, because it isn't necessary to know everything about ourselves.

Human beings weren't made solely to go in search of wisdom, but also to plough the land, wait for rain, plant the wheat harvest the grain, make the bread.

Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock

A watched pot never boils

Observable phenomenom

6th Gate of Dreaming

In an experiment with a human observer, subatomic particles behave differently from the way they behave when the experiment is unobserved while in progress and the results are examined only after the fact.

This would indicate that, at least on a subatomic level, human will can shape reality.

Quantum Theory tells us that every point in the universe is connected to every other point, regardless of apparent distance.

Kerry ate the popcorn

Steve came home last night to find that Kerry ate the popcorn.

Although she confessed to it "I ate the popcorn", Steve was without popcorn that night.

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The longest journey is the journey inward

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We see Kerry Ate The Popcorn is trending well.

Hope she liked her spotty dog.

Kerry ate the popcorn

We see Kerry Ate The Popcorn is trending well.

Kerry ate the popcorn

Steve came home last night to find that Kerry ate the popcorn.

Although she confessed to it "I ate the popcorn", Steve was without popcorn that night.

See if "Kerry ate the popcorn" trends today.

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To be willing to die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture

The secret of a good memory is attention, and attention to a subject depends upon our interest in it.

We rarely forget that which has made a deep impression on our minds.

You cannot slander human nature.
It is worse than words can paint it.

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OK, the title might be a bit misleading.

But in honour of Lilo's incarceration, EGT has posted the shower scene from Chained Heat, to allow us all to enjoy a little speculation.

We expect it to start trending later today.

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Use the word 'impossible' with the greatest caution

Learning is not attained by chance.

It must be sought for with ardor and attended to with diligence.

Joss Stone

Have a look at Joss Stone in her little dress singing live:

Joss Stone - Son of a Preacher Man

then have a look at what's underneath:

Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock

Passion

Passion makes a person stop eating, sleeping, working, feeling at peace.
A lot of people are frightened because, when it appears, it demolishes all the old things it finds in its path.

No-one wants their life thrown into chaos.

That is why a lot of people keep that threat under control, and are somehow capable of sustaining a house or a structure that is aleady rotten.
They are the engineers of the superceded.

Other people think exactly the opposite.

They surrender themselves without a second thought, hoping to find in passion the solutions to all their problems.
They make the other person responsible for their happiness and blame them for their possible unhappiness.
They are either euphoric because something marvellous has happened or depressed because something unexpected has just ruined everything.

Keeping passion at bay or surrendering blindly to it -
which of these two attitudes is the least destructive?

All men have fears

But the brave put down their fears and go forward,
sometimes to death,
but always to victory.

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Pantherion has a marvelous blog called Confessions of a Filmaholic which we have been following and recommend:

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Africa

Michael Jackson said that "Africa" by Toto was one of the most beautiful songs he had ever heard. We agree with him.

Despite our negative experiences of the "Dark Side" of Africa (and don't get us started on Idi Amin!) we post the lyrics to their song. This says what we really feel about that most unspoilt of lands.


I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
Shes coming in 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some long forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say, hurry boy, its waiting there for you

Chorus:
Its gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do whats right
Sure as kilimanjaro rises like olympus above the serengeti
I seek to cure whats deep inside, frightened of this thing that Ive become

Hurry boy, shes waiting there for you

Its gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Theres nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in africa, I bless the rains down in africa
I bless the rains down in africa, I bless the rains down in africa
I bless the rains down in africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

Hear the song

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Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudice

It is not enough just to have a great love in your life.

You must make sure that everyone knows what a desirable person you are.

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The Grind

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The World is too large.

Love is something very dangerous.

The Virgin is a saint who inhabits a distant heaven and doesn't listen to the prayers of children.

Rollercoaster

People get on a rollercoaster in search of excitement.
But once it starts, they are terrified and want it to stop.

What do they expect?
Having chosen adventure shouldn't they be prepared to go the whole way?

Or do they think the intelligent thing to do would be to avoid the ups and downs and spend all their time on a carousel, going round and round on the spot?

Moderation in all things, including moderation

When you are next walking down the streets, take a look at all the people

Do you wonder if they chose their lives?
Or were they "chosen" by fate?

The housewife who dreamed of becoming a model.
The banker who wanted to be a musician.
The dentist who felt he should write a book and devote himself to literature.

The girl who would have loved to to a TV star, but who found herself instead working at the checkout in a supermarket.

(The convenience store clerk who wanted to be a veteranarian.)

In the search for happiness we are all equal.
None of us is happy - not the banker/musician, the checkout girl/actress, or the housewife/model.

Dreaming is very pleasant as long as you are not forced to put your dreams into practice.

That way we avoid all the risks, frustrations and difficulties.

And when we are old, we can always blame other people - preferably our parents, our spouses or our children - for our failure to realise our dreams.

There is no difference between love and joy

The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority.

The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority.

The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.

One of the best ways of enslaving a people is to keep them from education.

The second way of enslaving a people is to suppress the sources of information.
Not only by burning books but by controlling all the other ways in which ideas are transmitted.

The things you own end up owning you.

The worship of the senses has often, and with much justice, been decried.

Men feel a natural instinct of terror about passions and sensations that seem stronger than themselves, and which they are conscious of sharing with the less highly organised forms of existence.

A ship in the harbour is safe.
But that's not what ships were made for.

There are many things in life that will catch your eye but few that will catch your heart.

Pursue those.

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Do you ever wonder how long it takes to change your life?

What measure of time is enough to be life altering?

Is it four years like school?
One year?
An eight week rock tour?
Can your life change in a month, or a week, or a single day?

We're always in a hurray to grow up, to go places, to get ahead.

And when you're young, one hour can change everything.

Have you ever wondered what marks our timing?

If one life can really make an impact on the world?
Or if the choices we make matter?

Sometimes in order to move forward, you have to go back.
In some cases, just a few minutes.

Have you ever wondered what marks our timing?
If one life can really make an impact on the world?
Or if the choices we make matter?

I believe they do.
And I believe that one person can change many lives.

For better, or worse.

Do you ever wonder if we make the moments in our lives or if the moments in our lives make us?

If you could go back and change one thing about your life, would you?
And if you did, would that change make your life better?
Or would that change ultimately break your heart?
Or break the heart of another?

Or would you choose an entirely different path?
Or would you change just one thing, just one moment?

One moment, that you've always wanted back.

You can choose to blame your circumstances on fate or bad luck or bad choices.
Or you can fight back.

Things aren't always going to be fair in the real world.
That's just the way it is.
But for the most part, you get what you give.

The rest of your life is being shaped right now.
With the dreams you chase,
The choices you make,
and the person you decide to be.

The rest of your life is a long time.
And the rest of your life starts right now.

Regret

Regret comes in all shapes and sizes. Some are small like when we do a bad thing for a good reason. Some are bigger like when you let down a friend.

Some of us escape the pain of regret by making the right choice. Some of us have little time for regret because we're looking forward to the future. Sometimes we have to fight to come to terms with the past, and sometimes we bury our regret by promising to change our own ways.

But our biggest regrets are not for the things we did, but for the things we didn't do. Things we didn't say that could've save someone that we care about.

Much as some of us fight it,
Our parents have a mystical hold over us.

The power to affect our thoughts and emotions
The way only they can.

It's a bond that changes over time, but doesn't diminish,
Even if they are half a world away .....
....or in other world entirely.

It's a power we never fully understand.

We're left only to wonder that when our time comes
What kind of hold will we have on our children ?

Unburden yourself from the mistakes of the past.
And when you do, your heart grows stronger.

But it doesn't mean that what you have done is forgotten.

What you have done is out there.
And what you have done remembers.

Life comes at us from out of the darkness...

and at times we can struggle to find the courage to face it.

When life comes rushing at you from our of the darkness,
who will you choose to face it with?
Will it be someone you trust?
Will they be wise?
And will their love for you help them to guide you to the light?
Or will they lose their way in the darkness?
Will they make noble choices?
Or will that person be someone untested,
someone new?

Life comes rushing at you from out of the darkness,
when it does is there someone in your life you can count on?
Someone who will watch over you when you stumble and fall?
And in that moment, give you the strength to face your fears alone?

Forgiveness is never easy.

Bitterness is easy, Hatred is easy.
But forgiveness, that is a tough one.

Sometimes people say things they don't mean or do things they can't take back. Sometimes we do things we can't take back.

We're all afraid of something.

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After all the radio play and anticipation, Katy's vid for California Gurls has been released.

Now we've all been picturing a vid shot in Baywatch town, girls in "daisy dukes with bikinis on top", golden skin, on the beach, etc. So what did we get? A lame vid set in some Willy Wonka sweets and candy fantasy town.

However Katy redeems herself in the chorus by lying naked on a cloud while she sings - something you can't do on a California beach.

Check out the vid here:

Katy Perry in California Gurls

P.S. You can't get it on You Tube.

Doctor Who

OK, we all miss David Tennant. But isn't Matt Smith doing well?

He hit the ground running kicking ass and taking names from day one and has made the role his own in a very short period of time, not an easy thing to do.

When The Doctor regenerates his personality is all over the place and it's like he's on an extended acid trip. Who can forget Peter Davidson's fifth Doctor in 1982 taking over from the manic Tom Baker and spending time in the Zero Room? - which got jettisoned from the Tardis and left him increasingly unstable.

The Matt Smith "11th" Doctor has a lot of David Tennant in there, but is also very Peter Davidson, the old man in the young man's body. The old man is of course, William Hartnell, and that has been referenced on more than one occassion in the series already.

Taking over from a popular established Doctor is aways tricky. Look at Colin Baker's 6th Doctor, considered by most to be the worst ever having taken over from Peter Davidson. He was forced to leave the show, replaced by Sylvester McCoy who did a good job with the role til the show was axed.

It wasn't really Colin's fault as he was the most aggressive and unpleasant Doctor ever, the most abrasive, having taken over from the pleasant and mild Peter Davidson. He wore the most outrageous outfit, even more than Tom Baker's scarf, and had the blandest assistants, having inherited the pretty but vacant Peri, and then the annoying and totally miscast Bonnie Langford (!)

Ace was a good assistant, but she was more Sylvester McCoy's than she was ever Baker II's.

As we're talking assistants, we have to say that Amy Pond is one of the best ever, and the best since Billie Piper as Rose Tyler (no disrepect to Martha and Katherine Tate, but these two stand out).

Vincent and The Doctor

We've been doing our TV catchup so finally got to see this episode - and what an episode it was - have seen it 3 times now.

We revisited the You Tube page and it has many new comments added, we recommend watching the slide show again and reading them:

Vincent

We have always liked seeing the Doctor meeting famous historical characters and this was one of the best.

It was also great seeing Vincent and Amy. I always wondered how Brittany Golightly would have been if she had gone back and met him - guess it would have been a lot like this.

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"Come to the edge" he said.
"We can't, we're afraid!"
"Come to the edge" he said.
"We can't, we'll fall!"
"Come to the edge" he said.
So they came.
And he pushed them.
And they flew.

How is it possible for the beauty that was there only minutes before to vanish so quickly?

Life moves very fast.
It rushes us from heaven to hell in a matter of seconds.

I can fly so high I can hear Heaven.

But Heaven doesn't hear me.

Art is always more abstract than we fancy.

Form and colour tell us of form and colour - that is all.

Art conceals the artist far more than it ever reveals him.

It is a mistake to think that the passion one feels in creation is ever really shown in the work one creates

All art should be unconscious, ideal, remote

Don’t be at the mercy of your emotions.

Use them,
enjoy them,
dominate them.

You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick

A man who is master of himself can end a sorrow as easily as he can invent a pleasure.

Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions

A man who is master of himself can end a sorrow as easily as he can invent a pleasure.

We're consumers.
We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession.
Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern us.

What concerns us are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on our underwear, Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.

We live in age that reads too much to be wise, and that thinks too much to be beautiful.

The condom is the glass slipper for our generation.
You slip one on when you meet a stranger, you dance all night, and then you throw it away.

Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing

Nothing makes one so vain as being told that one is a sinner.

Conscience makes egotists of us all.

Haiku

Haiku is a Japanese poem made up of 17 syllables in a 3 line 5-7-5 format.

Bassho broke with tradition in the amount of syllables on each line, though he always made 17.

We always found it suspect that when the Japanese poems are translated into English they are still exactly 17 syllables.

eg "I" in Japanese is "watashi", "you" is "anata" while "comorant" is "eu".

Doesn't add up, does it?

Or rather, it does, which is suspicious.

Splash.

Splash

This haiku, after Bassho, is a death poem.

Try as he might the poet cannot get the 17 syllable haiku to work.
So, depressed, he pens a suicide note and then jumps into the water where he drowns.

The splash adds the 17th syllable, achieving in death what he failed to achieve in life.

Haiku

Haiku I hate you.
Haiku I hate you.
You are so hard to do.
Splash.

Haiku

Worker bees can leave.
Even drones can fly away.
The Queen is their slave.

The Seal of Vassago

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You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you.
He never wanted you.
In all probability, he hates you.

This is not the worst thing that can happen.

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Mila Kunis as Gia

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Mila Kunis - Angelina Jolie

In the film of Gia, Mila Kunis plays the teenage Gia while a young Angelina Jolie plays Gia in her 20s.

Mila went on to play Jackie in That 70s Show where we first got to know and love her.

Since then everytime we watched Ang in Gia doing her naked thing, which we did often, we thought of that as the grown up Jackie.

Now Mila has grown up properly, and come out of the other side of her voice over career, she now looks just like a young grown up Angie.

Neither of them ever really looked like Gia.

Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape

Kendra's sex tape went live today. She says it won't affect her marraige. Well, we'll see.

In the meantime you can see the trailer here:

Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape Trailer

and have a good laugh at her co-star's less than porn star sized penis.

Pixie Lott

We have the behind the scenes footage of Vicki's vid - watch the vid first then see how the routine was done

Pixie Lott - "Boys and Girls"

Behind scenes

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

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You're not your job.
You're not how much money you have in the bank.
You're not the car you drive.
You're not the contents of your wallet.
You're not your fucking khakis.

You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

In the world I see you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockerfeller Center.

You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life.

You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower.

And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway.

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