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Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority.

Every day you may make progress.
Every step may be fruitful.

Yet there will stretch out before you an ever-lengthening,
ever-ascending,
ever-improving path.

The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.

The position of the artist is humble. He is essentially a channel.

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George Michael meets his new cellmate...

To be mature means to face, and not evade, every fresh crisis that comes.

Be who you are and say what you feel
because those who mind don't matter
and those who matter don't mind.

Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.

Read the directions, even if you dont follow them.

Dance...even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can,

dont be afraid of it,
or what other people think of it,
its the greatest instrument you will ever own.

Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know.

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Never doubt that a small group of committed people can change the world.

Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.

Your idea doesn't have to be big.
It just has to be yours alone.

The more the idea is yours alone,
the more freedom you have to do something really amazing.

The more amazing,
the more people will click with your idea.

The more people click with your idea,
the more it will change the world.

Get to know your parents, you'll never know when theyll be gone for good.
Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go, but for the precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography in lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.

Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it;
most people aim at it,
all people fear it,
and few love it unless in themselves.

To be mature means to face, and not evade, every fresh crisis that comes

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.

Dont expect anyone else to support you.

Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you have a wealthy spouse.

But you never know when either one might run out.

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you wont.
Maybe you'll have children, maybe you wont.
Maybe you'll divorce at 40,
maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary.

What ever you do, dont congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either.

Your choices are half chance, so are everybody elses.

An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.

Accept certain inalienable truths

Price will rise,
politicians will philander,
you too will get old,

and when you do you'll fantasize that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.

The only thing scarier than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens.

We can't be the best that creation has to offer.

Pray we're not all there is.

Advice

Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it for free.

Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than its worth.

Dont feel guilty if you dont know what to do with your life.

The most interesting people didnt know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives.

Some of the most interesting 40 year olds still don't.

Keep your old love letters.
Throw away your old bank statements.

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.

The game of life is the game of boomerangs.

Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy.

Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults.

Don't waste your time on jealousy

Sometimes you're ahead,
Sometimes you're behind.

The race is long and, in the end, it is only against yourself.

We should take care not to make the intellect our god.

It has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality.

Dont be reckless with other peoples hearts

and dont put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Never promise more than you can perform.

Do one thing everyday that scares you

Dont worry about the future...

Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum.

The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind,
the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth

... nevermind.

You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.

But trust me, in 20 years you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you cant grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked.

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute.

However he may not seem such a good friend after the telling.

The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.

Criticism is prejudice made plausible.

The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the fence.

Fences have nothing to do with it.
The grass is greenest where it is watered.

When crossing over fences, carry water with you and tend the grass wherever you may be.

Class of 2010

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of 2010...Wear sunscreen


If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded. But trust me, in 20 years youll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you cant grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked...Youre not as fat as you imagine.

Dont worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you

Sing

Dont be reckless with other peoples hearts, dont put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss

Dont waste your time on jealousy; sometimes youre ahead, sometimes youre behind...the race is long, and in the end its only with yourself.

Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch

Dont feel guilty if you dont know what to do with your life...the most interesting people I know didnt know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still dont.

Get plenty of calcium

Be kind to your knees, youll miss them when theyre gone.

Maybe youll marry, maybe you wont, maybe youll have children, maybe you wont, maybe youll divorce at 40, maybe youll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary...what ever you do, dont congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either - your choices are half chance, so are everybody elses.

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can...dont be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, its the greatest instrument youll ever own.

Dance...even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions, even if you dont follow them.

Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.

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Get to know your parents, youll never know when theyll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go, but for the precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography in lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths, price will rise, politicians will philander, you too will get old, and when you do youll fantasize that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Dont expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out.

Dont mess too much with your hair, or by the time its 40, it will look 85.

Be careful who advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than its worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen...

Doubt until you can doubt no more.

Doubt is thought and thought is life.

Systems which end doubt are devices for drugging thought.

The A Team

This turned out to be a prequel to the TV series - how they came to be the A Team, on the run as fugitives. This of course sets it up for a "sequel", a film which would be like an episode of the show, being hired to help people, which has potential.

Most likely this will end up as a one off. It's not a bad film in it's own right, but has little in common with the show, "inspired by" rather than "based on" would be more accurate.

Liam Neeson's interpretation of Hannibal is based on Lee Marvin, even down to the voice he uses. This is not a bad thing as the character is edgy and tense where Peppard's Hannibal was relaxed and cool. We have seen different interpretations of James Bond from the different actors who have played him, so know this can work. Neeson interprets Hannibal probably a lot closer to the way he would have ended up if James Coburn had gotten the part in the first place. Peppards Hannibal ended up being played the same way as he played Banacek.

Face is completely different from the show. Benedict played Face exactly the same way as he did with Starbuck, a smooth talking conman, and a bit of a wimp. Cooper's Face is all macho, the way a Special Forces officer would be. He even gets a shirt off scene.

Murdoch is the best character in the movie - a new way of interpreting the crazy pilot which doesn't detract from the Murdoch we remember and love from the show. It is a new character, not a parody.

BA is the most disapointing aspect of the whole film. The original BA was an extension of the Mr T character itself. There is no real difference between Mr T in public, always staying in charachter, as Clubber Lang in Rocky 3, and as BA in the show.
When we heard he would be played by Rampage Jackson, a UFC star and not an actor, we figured he was picked because he would have a larger than life screen presence. This turned out not to be the case. This BA is quiet and there is this ridiculous subplot where he is some kind of Ghandi disciple embracing non violence. There is no fantastic unarmed fight scene as there could have been. Also in the show he was a mechanic and Staff Sergeant. Here he been relegated to the rank of Corporal. Also, the fact that his firstname was Bosco was only referred to in the show whereas here they call him Bosco all the time.

In this film they are all Army Rangers, whereas in the show it was not really obvious were they came from, just that they were Vietnam vets.

Here Hannibal and Face start as a kind of Batman and Robin team then recruit BA and Murdoch to form the Team before somehow ending up in Iraq working on special missions for General Morrison.

Hannibal would have been a ODA Colonel and would have had at least a dozen men in his Alpha Unit. The show refers to other members of their original unit, and they attend the funeral of one who is murdered and then avenge his death.

Lynch, rather than being a Colonel who is searching for the team, is here a CIA operative. At the end of the film he is replaced by another Lynch, presumably who will go onto hunt them in the sequels.

Jessica Biel, the token girl, does not take on the Amy role but ends up on the team looking for The A Team.

Worst aspect is Hannibal losing it right when the pressure gets worse and letting Face take over and plan the last mission. Early on we see Hannibal mentoring Face and showing him how to do plans, and it would have been OK to see him mentor Face through his first operation. But it shouldn't have happened because Hannibal lost it and needed Face to jump in.

And worse off all Face steals the last line of the movie - and it's THE line.

A good film, could have been done better, and def should have left out the bad bits.

Change BA for the second one.

The longest journey is the journey inward.

To be willing to die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.

To be willing to die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.

Marina and the Diamonds

Though we really loved Pixie Victoria Lott and Little Boots with their blonde pop invasions, Marina is the best UK female artist to come along since Lily Allen.

We are adding her vids to V-Pod as they become available.

V-Pod

Leona Run
Selina Falling Down
Selina Naturally
Aly & AJ - Potential Breakup Song
Hayden Panettiere - Wake Up Call
Britney Spears - I Love Rock 'N' Roll
Sugababes In the Middle
Sugababes - Red Dress
Jennifer Ellison - Baby I Don't Care
Jennifer Ellison - Bye Bye Boy
Amerie- Take Control HQ
Rihanna - Shut Up And Drive
Mini Viva - Left My Heart In Tokyo
The Saturdays - Forever Is Over
Blue Lagoon- Break My Stride
Centerfold
American Pie
Starry Night
Stack O Lee
Chris Cornell - Part Of Me

The Pretty Reckless - Make Me Wanna Die

N-Dubz - Strong Again
Ricky Martin & Meja-Private emotion
Joss Stone - Son of a Preacher Man
Tell Me Bout It - Joss Stone
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MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS | OH NO!
Natasha Bedingfield - Unwritten
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Girls Aloud - Long Hot Summer

The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.

The television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.

I used to think that uncertainty was a weakness.
Now I'm suspecting that certainty is.

It is true that we only know each other when we come up against our own limits.

But it's wrong too, because it isn't necessary to know everything about ourselves.

Human beings weren't made solely to go in search of wisdom, but also to plough the land, wait for rain, plant the wheat harvest the grain, make the bread.

Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock

A watched pot never boils

Observable phenomenom

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In an experiment with a human observer, subatomic particles behave differently from the way they behave when the experiment is unobserved while in progress and the results are examined only after the fact.

This would indicate that, at least on a subatomic level, human will can shape reality.

Quantum Theory tells us that every point in the universe is connected to every other point, regardless of apparent distance.

Kerry ate the popcorn

Steve came home last night to find that Kerry ate the popcorn.

Although she confessed to it "I ate the popcorn", Steve was without popcorn that night.

See if "Kerry ate the popcorn" trends today.

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Is Massive Badger still popular?

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Kerry ate the popcorn

We see Kerry Ate The Popcorn is trending well.

Hope she liked her spotty dog.

Kerry ate the popcorn

We see Kerry Ate The Popcorn is trending well.

Kerry ate the popcorn

Steve came home last night to find that Kerry ate the popcorn.

Although she confessed to it "I ate the popcorn", Steve was without popcorn that night.

See if "Kerry ate the popcorn" trends today.

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To be willing to die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture

The secret of a good memory is attention, and attention to a subject depends upon our interest in it.

We rarely forget that which has made a deep impression on our minds.

You cannot slander human nature.
It is worse than words can paint it.

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But in honour of Lilo's incarceration, EGT has posted the shower scene from Chained Heat, to allow us all to enjoy a little speculation.

We expect it to start trending later today.

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Use the word 'impossible' with the greatest caution

Learning is not attained by chance.

It must be sought for with ardor and attended to with diligence.

Joss Stone

Have a look at Joss Stone in her little dress singing live:

Joss Stone - Son of a Preacher Man

then have a look at what's underneath:

Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock

Passion

Passion makes a person stop eating, sleeping, working, feeling at peace.
A lot of people are frightened because, when it appears, it demolishes all the old things it finds in its path.

No-one wants their life thrown into chaos.

That is why a lot of people keep that threat under control, and are somehow capable of sustaining a house or a structure that is aleady rotten.
They are the engineers of the superceded.

Other people think exactly the opposite.

They surrender themselves without a second thought, hoping to find in passion the solutions to all their problems.
They make the other person responsible for their happiness and blame them for their possible unhappiness.
They are either euphoric because something marvellous has happened or depressed because something unexpected has just ruined everything.

Keeping passion at bay or surrendering blindly to it -
which of these two attitudes is the least destructive?

All men have fears

But the brave put down their fears and go forward,
sometimes to death,
but always to victory.

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Pantherion has a marvelous blog called Confessions of a Filmaholic which we have been following and recommend:

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Africa

Michael Jackson said that "Africa" by Toto was one of the most beautiful songs he had ever heard. We agree with him.

Despite our negative experiences of the "Dark Side" of Africa (and don't get us started on Idi Amin!) we post the lyrics to their song. This says what we really feel about that most unspoilt of lands.


I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
Shes coming in 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some long forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say, hurry boy, its waiting there for you

Chorus:
Its gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do whats right
Sure as kilimanjaro rises like olympus above the serengeti
I seek to cure whats deep inside, frightened of this thing that Ive become

Hurry boy, shes waiting there for you

Its gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Theres nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in africa, I bless the rains down in africa
I bless the rains down in africa, I bless the rains down in africa
I bless the rains down in africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

Hear the song

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Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudice

It is not enough just to have a great love in your life.

You must make sure that everyone knows what a desirable person you are.

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Run Bitch Run

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The World is too large.

Love is something very dangerous.

The Virgin is a saint who inhabits a distant heaven and doesn't listen to the prayers of children.

Rollercoaster

People get on a rollercoaster in search of excitement.
But once it starts, they are terrified and want it to stop.

What do they expect?
Having chosen adventure shouldn't they be prepared to go the whole way?

Or do they think the intelligent thing to do would be to avoid the ups and downs and spend all their time on a carousel, going round and round on the spot?

Moderation in all things, including moderation

When you are next walking down the streets, take a look at all the people

Do you wonder if they chose their lives?
Or were they "chosen" by fate?

The housewife who dreamed of becoming a model.
The banker who wanted to be a musician.
The dentist who felt he should write a book and devote himself to literature.

The girl who would have loved to to a TV star, but who found herself instead working at the checkout in a supermarket.

(The convenience store clerk who wanted to be a veteranarian.)

In the search for happiness we are all equal.
None of us is happy - not the banker/musician, the checkout girl/actress, or the housewife/model.

Dreaming is very pleasant as long as you are not forced to put your dreams into practice.

That way we avoid all the risks, frustrations and difficulties.

And when we are old, we can always blame other people - preferably our parents, our spouses or our children - for our failure to realise our dreams.

There is no difference between love and joy

The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority.

The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority.

The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.

One of the best ways of enslaving a people is to keep them from education.

The second way of enslaving a people is to suppress the sources of information.
Not only by burning books but by controlling all the other ways in which ideas are transmitted.

The things you own end up owning you.