Nine out of ten times, the vibration is an electric razor.
The other time, it's a vibrating dildo.
Imagine telling a passenger on arrival that a dildo kept her baggage on the East Coast.
It's airline policy not to imply ownership in the event of a dildo.
Use the indefinite article.
A dildo.
Never your dildo.
Never say the dildo accidentally turned itself on.
A dildo activated itself and created an emergency situation that required the evacuating of your baggage.
