“Always go to other people's funerals,
otherwise they won't come to yours.”
“If you don't know where you are going,
you'll end up someplace else.”
“You've got to be very careful
if you don't know where you're going,
because you might not get there.”
“You can observe a lot just by watching.”
“The future ain't what it used to be.”
“When you come to a fork in the road take it”
“Nobody comes here anymore,
its too crowded”
“Cut my pie into four pieces,
I don’t think I could eat eight.”
“Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.”
“I never said most of the things I said.”
“Deja Vu All Over Again”
“We made too many wrong mistakes.”
“I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.”
“Its getting late early”
“No matter where you go, there you are,”
“He must have made that before he died.”
“If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.”
“Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head.”
If I didn't wake up, I'd still be sleeping.”
“Never make predictions,
especially about the future.”
“It's tough to make predictions,
especially about the future.”