Your father is your model for God

If you never knew your father or if you father bails, or dies,
or is never at home, what does that tell you about God?

Getting God's attention for being bad
is better than no attention at all.
God's hate is better than his indifference.

If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing which would you choose?

We are God's middle children with no special place in history
and no attention.
Unless we get God's attention
we have no hope of damnation or redemption.

Which is worse Hell or nothing?

Only if we're caught and punished can we be saved.

Burn The Louvre and wipe your ass with the Mona Lisa.

At least this way God would know our names.