Happy Halloween

Machete

Machete has finally been mde into a real film and is ready for release.

See the original mock trailer from Grindhouse:

Machete trailer

We remember seeing this and wishing it was a real film - and now it is and looks like being not just one of Tarantino's coolest films but one of the coolest films ever.

As everyone wants to work with Tarantino, the film is packed with guest stars and cameos.

Jeff Fahey plays the main bad guy, in an inspired piece of casting.
Seagal appears.
Jessica Alba has a shower scene.
And Lindsay Lohan appears side topless.
(neither are showing the goods just yet)

Jessica Alba In the Shower In Machete


Lindsay Lohan and Alicia Rachel Marek In Machete, Clip 1

Lindsay Lohan and Alicia Rachel Marek In Machete, Clip 2

This scene is particularly interesting as it shows Mayra Real and we do mean all of her - and just look where she hides her weapon:

Mayra Leal Nude In Machete

Seagal walks in right at the end - which makes two cunts we get to see in this scene

Be cheerful.

Strive to be happy.

With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.

A man builds a fine house,
and now he has a master,
and a task for life;

he is to furnish it,
watch it,
show it,
and keep it in repair,
for the rest of his days.

(The things you own end up owning you.)

Complexity is an illusion that disappears with understanding.

Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself.

You are a child of the universe
no less than the trees and the stars;
you have a right to be here.

And whether or not it is clear to you,
no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore be at peace with God,
whatever you conceive Him to be.

And whatever your labors and aspirations,
in the noisy confusion of life,
keep peace in your soul.

Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune.

But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings.

Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.

The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get old ones out.

Every mind is a building filled with archaic furniture.

Clean out a corner of your mind and creativity will instantly fill it.

Take kindly the counsel of the years,
gracefully surrendering the things of youth.

Be yourself.

Especially do not feign affection.

Neither be cynical about love,
for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment,
it is as perennial as the grass.

Keep interested in your own career, however humble;
it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.

Exercise caution in your business affairs,
for the world is full of trickery.
But let this not blind you to what virtue there is.

Many persons strive for high ideals,
and everywhere life is full of heroism.

Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.

Jessica Alba nude shower scene

What we've all been waiting for

Jessica Alba nude shower scene

If you compare yourself with others you may become vain or bitter
for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.

Go placidly amid the noise and the haste,

and remember what peace there may be in silence.

advice

As far as possible, without surrender,
be on good terms with all persons.

Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
and listen to others,
even to the dull and the ignorant;
they too have their story.

Avoid loud and aggressive persons;
they are vexatious to the spirit.

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Vanessa Hudgens naked

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Joss Stone's pussy

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Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority.