Every day you may make progress.
Every step may be fruitful.

Yet there will stretch out before you an ever-lengthening,
ever-ascending,
ever-improving path.

The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.

The position of the artist is humble. He is essentially a channel.

Hairless Fister

George Michael meets his new cellmate...

To be mature means to face, and not evade, every fresh crisis that comes.

Be who you are and say what you feel
because those who mind don't matter
and those who matter don't mind.

Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.

Read the directions, even if you dont follow them.

Dance...even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can,

dont be afraid of it,
or what other people think of it,
its the greatest instrument you will ever own.

Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know.

Kim Kardashian naked

Never doubt that a small group of committed people can change the world.

Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.

Your idea doesn't have to be big.
It just has to be yours alone.

The more the idea is yours alone,
the more freedom you have to do something really amazing.

The more amazing,
the more people will click with your idea.

The more people click with your idea,
the more it will change the world.

Get to know your parents, you'll never know when theyll be gone for good.
Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go, but for the precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography in lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.

Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it;
most people aim at it,
all people fear it,
and few love it unless in themselves.

To be mature means to face, and not evade, every fresh crisis that comes

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.

Dont expect anyone else to support you.

Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you have a wealthy spouse.

But you never know when either one might run out.

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you wont.
Maybe you'll have children, maybe you wont.
Maybe you'll divorce at 40,
maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary.

What ever you do, dont congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either.

Your choices are half chance, so are everybody elses.

An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.