I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible.

Happy Saturnalia

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter.

The sitter is merely the accident, the occasion.

It is not he who is revealed by the painter; it is rather the painter who, on the coloured canvas, reveals himself.

Conscience and cowardice are really the same things.

Conscience is the trade name of the firm.

Jennifer's Body

This turned out to be a better film than we thought it was going to be.

Amanda Seyfried has her first proper sex scene since Alpha Dog. It's all under the covers stuff but still pretty good. (Seyfried gets stir fried)

Megan does a skinny dipping scene. Again, nothing is really shown, though pix are available:

Abra los ojos...

open your eyes...

Sarah Harding

Sarah is now a proper actress and appears in the new St Trinians film, following on from the band's cameo in the first as "the school band".

Tweedy

What the hell, let's have a few pics of Tweedy as we know and love her

Cheryl Cole

Tweedy has released the title song from her album 3 words as a single, with Will.I.Am doing guest vocals.

It's an unusual direction to go in, very indie, away from her pop roots, and not what you'd expect following the dance pop of Fight For This Love.

She does look good as a blonde though.

Britney Spears 3

Britney has released one of her sexiest songs to date.

Guess what she's singing about...?




1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I'm caught in between
Countin'
1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin' down with 3P
Everybody loves ***
Countin'

Babe, pick a night
To come out and play
If it's alright
What do you say?

Merrier the more
Triple fun that way
Twister on the floor
What do you say?

Are - you in
Livin' in sin is the new thing (yeah)
Are - you in
I am countin'!

1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I'm caught in between
Countin'
1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin' down with 3P
Everybody loves ***
Countin'

Three is a charm
Two is not the same
I don't see the harm
So are you game?

Lets' make a team
Make 'em say my name
Lovin' the extreme
Now are you game?

Are - you in
Livin' in sin is the new thing
Are - you in
I am countin'!

1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I'm caught in between
Countin'
1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin' down with 3P


1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I'm caught in between
Countin'
1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin' down with 3P
Everybody loves ***
Countin'

Babe, pick a night
To come out and play
If it's alright
What do you say?

Merrier the more
Triple fun that way
Twister on the floor
What do you say?

Are - you in
Livin' in sin is the new thing (yeah)
Are - you in
I am countin'!

1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I'm caught in between
Countin'
1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin' down with 3P
Everybody loves ***
Countin'

Three is a charm
Two is not the same
I don't see the harm
So are you game?

Lets' make a team
Make 'em say my name
Lovin' the extreme
Now are you game?

Are - you in
Livin' in sin is the new thing
Are - you in
I am countin'!

1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I'm caught in between
Countin'
1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin' down with 3P
Everybody loves ***

What we do is innocent
Just for fun and nothin' meant
If you don't like the company
Let's just do it you and me
You and me...
Or three....
Or four....
- On the floor!

Everybody loves ***

What we do is innocent
Just for fun and nothin' meant
If you don't like the company
Let's just do it you and me
You and me...
Or three....
Or four....
- On the floor!

SLEEP

Sleep is a truly monstrous chrysalis, it's morphology and nostalgia propped on 11 crutches, each of which is also a chrysalis and should be examined seperately.

SPIRAL OF SLEEP

Sleep as a huge heavy head with a long thin body balanced on the crutches of reality.

If ever those crutches break we feel we are falling.
It is the familiar sense of tumbling into a vast vacancy at that moment when sleep overcomes us.

And when we suddenly awaken we may not necessarily always realise that we are reliving the feeling of expulsion that so traumatised us at birth.

V-POD

Leona Run
Selina Falling Down
Selina Naturally
Aly & AJ - Potential Breakup Song
Hayden Panettiere - Wake Up Call
Britney Spears - I Love Rock 'N' Roll
Sugababes In the Middle
Sugababes - Red Dress
Jennifer Ellison - Baby I Don't Care
Jennifer Ellison - Bye Bye Boy
Amerie- Take Control HQ
Rihanna - Shut Up And Drive
Mini Viva - Left My Heart In Tokyo
The Saturdays - Forever Is Over
Blue Lagoon- Break My Stride
Centerfold
American Pie
Starry Night
Stack O Lee
Chris Cornell - Part Of Me

The Pretty Reckless - Make Me Wanna Die

N-Dubz - Strong Again
Ricky Martin & Meja-Private emotion
Joss Stone - Son of a Preacher Man
Tell Me Bout It - Joss Stone
Joss Stone-Fell In Love With A Boy
MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS | HOLLYWOOD
MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS | OH NO!
Natasha Bedingfield - Unwritten
Natasha Bedingfield - Unwritten
Breathe in
Girls Aloud - Long Hot Summer

Tulisa on stage

Here are a couple of pix of Tula on stage in a couple of her dresses.

N-Dubz

N-Dubz have released a second song off their new album, a "duet" with Mr Hudson, Quite they they need a 3rd male voice on the track in unclear, and even more unclear why they'd choose him. A 2nd female voice to match Tulisa and balance the guys might work better.

Speaking of Tula, she looks more gorgeous than ever in the vid, with her sexiest dress to date. She doesn't do much in the vid, doesn't dance or move much, she pretty much just stands there are sings - which is all she needs to do. We also see some "acting" bits with her in bed with a guy then crying in a car.

When critics disagree the artist is in accord with himself.

Secrecy

Secrecy seems to be the one thing that can make modern life mysterious or marvellous to us.

The commonest thing is delightful if one only hides it.

There is a fatality about all physical and intellectual distinction, the sort of fatality that seems to dog through history the faltering steps of kings.

It is better not to be different from one's fellows.

The ugly and the stupid have the best of it in this world.
They can sit at their ease and gape at the play.
If they know nothing of victory, they are at least spared the knowledge of defeat.
They live as we all should live, undisturbed, indifferent, and without disquiet.
They neither bring ruin upon others, nor ever receive it from alien hands.

All art is quite useless.

In the Church they don't think.

A bishop keeps on saying at the age of eighty what he was told to say when he was a boy of eighteen.